Alligazm

People need a good laugh… and I find it so spiritually uplifting to provide that for them. And it has to be a WTF, profound, knee slappin’, tear pourrin’, jaw droppin’-ALLIGAZMIC kinda laugh. Here’s the story… hope you get it:

I can be a bitch… and therefore I BITCH. I don’t even feel right leaving myself unattended at some times. I ordered Air Dusters for an employee at work. I love them in a neat freak kinda way. No huffin’ at work- c’mon now. At any rate, I found my self some what fascinated with the product today and OCD-ly air dusted everything at my desk. The can begged for it’s dear life to just let it go! So I did, but it does not end there. As reading the info on the back of the can- cautions, ingredients, instructions, and so on, I noticed that this product has an expiration date???? Um yeah…. And guess what- This particular can has been EXPIRED! Ah the nerve. You can imagine what Miss Alligazm did next, sittin’ at work bored and waitin’ to bitch and totally through off some innocent person’s day-

I could tell that Steve, the customer service rep. at the manufacturer’s office was getting ready to burst out laughing- I knew he was thinkin’ to himself ‘Am I really having this conversation?’ I told him ‘Look, I am just calling to let you know that your company is selling an expired product!’ (As I am chuckling aloud) Ya know- bringin’ it to their attention. He asked if I was unhappy with the product or if it was defective and so on… blah blah blah Send replacement yada yada yada

Nah- no need. Just wanted to laugh. I thought about it from his point of view- ’some lady is calling me on a Friday afternoon, brining to our attention an EXPIRED AIR DUSTER????? WTF????’ Comically cynical- ay?

Imagine*