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Back homeStudying different religions and philosophies is one of my passions. I have applied so many ideas from different cultures to my life, and it has gotten me by. I appreciate those who preach their beliefs, but it is not my cup of tea. I appreciate it with love, but to a point. Read the rest of this article »
What does well done mean to you? I say I want a steak well done, Read the rest of this article »
I may have, and yes once in a while still do some pretty far out there, blonde wiggin’ things, however don’t ever make me out to be an idiot. I am back in the job hunting industry- fun fun! I went for an interview today at a little hole in the wall auto dealership (I did not this ’til I got there). My appointment was for 3pm. I left there around 3:45. Did I get the job?
People need a good laugh… and I find it so spiritually uplifting to provide that for them. And it has to be a WTF, profound, knee slappin’, tear pourrin’, jaw droppin’-ALLIGAZMIC kinda laugh. Here’s the story… hope you get it:
595 is nuts every morning. I’ve stopped wasting energy on trying to get the behind the scene scoop on why the heck there is so much traffic. HOWEVER, what has been really mind boggling is the abrupt halt in the far left lane right around the Davie Road exit up to 441 around 8:27 AM.
I’ve always wanted to start an interactive game that would spread nationwide…. for now, but to begin I’d like to see how far it can go in South Florida. I would like to do a ‘message in a bottle’ type thing. A then maybe a scavanger hunt. I heard about this one guy who did a trade off starting with a red paper clip and in the end he wound up with a house. Crazy, right???? There was another guy who became a millionaire selling pixels… huh???? So many cool things to do in life and I always have these wild ideas that I never go through with or always linger. Today is a new day with a new goal: “Just do it”. Anyone want in????
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Some BMW driving guy beeped at me today. I was in a position where it was impossible to turn. I then heard him call me an asshole… and boy that was not good. I wanted to get out the car right there in the intersection and tell him a thing or 2 or 3 or 4 like ‘fool-get-about-it’!
It is an outrage that I can not find the old school, or compareable, Stanford Magnum, big fat juicy super smell goodness, markers anywhere! The last I saw that Sharpie was selling a fatty, but that’s not around either. Pearl doesn’t even carry them!
What’s up with this?
Totally wanted to ditch the blond wig today, but not so successful. Can’t connect to FTP for whatever reasons, so I’ll have to post this with no pics and see what other fun things I can do here~