The Summer Solstice marks the first day of summer in the northern hemisphere and the first day of winter in the southern. On this day, around June 22, the sun is farthest north making this day the longest day of the year. This time of the year celebrates the joy, warmth, and laughter of summer; God’s power. It represents the time of purification, renewal of oneself, and a time to release the sadness, fears, and pains from your life.
Mmmmmmmmmmm………..
INGREDIENTS:
Lettuce of your choice; preferably just a simple, good head of romaine
Cucumber slices
Jalepeno slices
Green Olives
BROCCOLI
Hamburger pickle dills (optional)
Brussel sprouts
Application: Follow the order as listed and enjoy.*** Combine all with a dash of seasonings: garlic powder, italian seasons, black pepper, salt, ADOBA, and maybe a sprinkle of parmessan cheesieness (personally have not tried that yet, but do enjoy it on all other salads) For a lickle extra oomph add chopped onion.
CAUTION:
Do not bet on a content oral pleasure provider.
I gave my 2 weeks notice at my place of employment. Yes yes. I finally did it. I talked the talk for a minute or few, and then I decided that hey I won’t be a lazy bastard, I’ll walk. I handled it professionally- wrote a professionally vague letter of resignation (Ctrl C-n- V’ed it, ssshhhhh) stating that my last day would be June 15th.
People need a good laugh… and I find it so spiritually uplifting to provide that for them. And it has to be a WTF, profound, knee slappin’, tear pourrin’, jaw droppin’-ALLIGAZMIC kinda laugh. Here’s the story… hope you get it: